“The captain says you are a friend. I will not kill you.” — K-2SO
They say you can’t build a droid without first obtaining a patch. “They” who? I dunno but it seems worthwhile to repeat it, especially since we’re trying to sell some patches.
Revel with the Droid Builders and enjoy our whimsical patch. Lovingly crafted by artisans who quite possibly could have sewn each stitch by hand. This fully embroidered patch is designed to amuse you for a lifetime. Every time you glance upon its radiant colors you’ll be reminded of the adventures we had together.
Definitely a head turner, you’ll be the envy of geeks everywhere.